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Men are like...

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... Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

... Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

... Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
ana12
From: ana12
on: 12.09.2008 16:25

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..... Mini skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.

..... Snowstorms.
You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long he will last.

....... Grapes.
You have to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
12.09.2008 16:31
Men are like old car tires. Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.
18.09.2008 11:20