Okay, this is absolutely awful, but i love the fact it happened!!

My brother in law came to stay at the weekend and i actually hate him. He's a right nasty piece of work! Anyway.... (this is also a confessin that will embarass me!), the night before we'd all been out to the pub and i had a few...anyway we got back and i stayed up to watch some telly and you know how when you're a bit tipsy, you get bored etc.

The next morning, my brother in law was trying to get into a bag of peanuts, one of those bags that are really hard to open. He finally managed it, but the bag split and they all went flying everywhere, but being a bit disgusting, he just swept them all up off the floor and started to eat them, only to then discover something foreign in his mouth. A sudden realisation swept across my brain and i realised what i had done to stem the boredom and then realised that he had one of my toenails in his mouth!!!

xx