But it is me! So, I\'m going to tell this story. My granddad taught me a prayer to say for dinner and I was so proud when he asked to me say it (I should have suspected something, but I was too young and naive, being only 4 or so) I\'ll never forget it: Oh great Lord of love, look from above upon this heavenly ham, and give us food that is fit to eat, because this isn\'t worth a damn. I still remember Granny\'s face. :)